here is a conversation with myself

SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS
Technically yes! I am an atheist Jew grinchface but I like joy! And presents! Um, even though I'm not exchanging any! MERRY HAPPY YOU GUYS

SO THIS IS YULETIDE
You bet your ass it is!

WHAT DID YOU WRITE FOR YULETIDE?
Well, I can't tell you. Because it is a secret. And you're not going to guess it. But I will tell you the funny story about how I was matched on one fandom, and was acquainted with two others my recipient requested, and then decided with barely any time left to learn ou fourth fandom because that's how I roll. And then after uploading decided my fic was incredibly terrible and wrote an entirely new one today and edited all signs of the other. That is my funny story.

HA, HA?
well, it was funny when it happened to me

kind of

WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YULETIDE?
Dude, check it. I got TWO fics. TWO of them. Two! (2)

The Sister's Bargain - um, THE HAZARDS OF FRIGGIN' LOVE - you guys. MY WRITER WROTE THE LYRICS TO FIVE NEW SONGS?! AND INVENTED AN AWESOME ORIGINAL CHARACTER? AND THE QUEEN IS THE BEST??? AND I CAN ALMOST HEAR THE MUSIC HOLY FUCK WHAT

WHO EVEN DOES THAT

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN

STILL CAN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT

amazing

and!!!

The Second Chorus' Melody - Kill Bill - B.B. KIDDO/NIKKI BELL GREEN, ALL GROWN UP

LOVE AND REVENGE

THEIR MOTHERS' DAUGHTERS

I just... IT'S REALLY HAPPENING. LOUD NOISES. I HAVE WANTED THIS FIC FOR YEARS. I CAN'T EVEN jkdsss

DUDE TRIS ARE YOU OKAY
YES AND NO

MY HEART IS VERY FULL AT THIS MOMENT

I CAN'T REALLY DEAL

I FEEL KIND OF STONED IDK

I BET THAT HUMMUS AND ICE CREAM YOU HAD FOR SECOND DINNER IS HELPING
fuck yeah it is

SO BUT, THIS IS GOOD?
Yes. Yes it is.

Thank you Yuletide you are all the best and I love you.
see above

:*)

the "not a complete waste of fannish space" survey

Three go-rounds with Dreamwidth's native posting was quite enough for me; I don't know how people compose anything in web boxes. Now testing out iJournal!

Anyhoo, now that I'm all Yuletided and DID NOT EVEN DEFAULT or anything, it's retrospective time! Here are the fics I wrote in 2009:

Hand Against Hand, And - Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, John (/Cameron)
Perfection is Possible - TSCC, Weaver family
Four Consequences of the Unexpected and Unlikely Friendship Between James T. Kirk and Nyota Uhura - Star Trek XI, Jim & Nyota & Spock
Of Punishing Light (the hell in their mouths remix) - Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Lee
A Brief Discourse on the Benefits of Gravity - STXI, Joanna McCoy
Rain Shadow - STXI, Amanda Grayson
Before/After/Before - STXI, Jocelyn & Joanna
Meliboea - STXI, Winona Kirk
Yuletide

( 2009 fic survey )