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allchildren) wrote2011-01-09 10:12 am
allchildren) wrote2011-01-09 10:12 am
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That Ralph Macchio guy's a douche.
oh god WHAT WAS THAT DREAM.
So there's this doofy guy (who I realize upon waking up is a little like Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recreation, and a lot like Angelo from Top Chef) and he's always hanging out being clueless and doofy. One night I'm intropiavera's room with her (sure) and looking out the window at the giant, giant moon ("[PHOTOBOMB]") and - Doofy Angelo is out there! We both start laughing uncontrollably as he is silly outside, and then suddenly he's INSIDE and is like, I bet I can always make you laugh. We take that bet and proceed to be completely unmoved by his further silly antics. He doesn't mind, though, and confesses to us his secret -- he's a Time Lord! But he's out of his timestream and very unclear on when/where/what he's supposed to be. He claims to have forgotten, having been made to forget, while I suspect he's supposed to be the Twelfth Doctor, but since Eleven is on active duty still he's like a runaway child into a past where he is not needed, who doesn't want to face his responsibility with regards to time and Doctor duty.
There's an interlude with me and my sister fighting about some class she wants me to take in four years' time, and then back to the plot. I'm watching Black Swan on TV and realizing it's partially responsible for a series of nightmares I've been having (which I believe I really have been having IRL, although it's hard to be sure about that because sometimes my dreams are not so much stories as long-term false memories that cover a long period of time) (but I really have been having these dreams, I think -- only they weren't inspired by Black Swan, they're from Dexter season 4 as they all revolve around staking out the Trinity Killer in the foundations of an unfinished house that he's working on). Dream Black Swan, though, is somewhat different from Real Black Swan, with Natalie Portman's character more self-aware and actively trying to right the course of disaster she's on. Also Ron Swanson is in it, naturally.
ANYWAY. Black Swan's on TV and my sister is there and so isbaggers. We're worried about Doofy Angelo as a rogue Time Lord, and then Ashleigh puts it together. She writes it down for me in pink bold letters like some kind of Barbie math problem: [DOOFY ANGELO] IS SELLING IT. Oh my god! He's a Time Lord prostitute! And is that all?! Worried, I call him on the phone. He answers, but he's with two girls -- I can hear them giggling and gasping. I ask him a few simple questions and he's very giggly himself, asking me questions about my phone that I answer confusedly (cue "wtf?" face from Ash). The climax of Black Swan is onscreen as he keeps going quiet and muffled on the phone, intermittent with suspect sexy noises. He asks me, "Do you like A.I.?" I respond, "Does the Pope like Catholicism? I'm a nerd, of course I do!" He goes quiet and the girl noises do too in a strangled fashion. Then I realize too late the real place Dexter had in all this -- the season four thing was a red herring; Doofy Angelo isn't my friend helping me stake out Trinity, he's like the Ice Truck Killer, targeting robohookers!!
We close on a still headshot of Doofy Angelo smiling creepily, as I realize too late everything that has gone wrong.
So there's this doofy guy (who I realize upon waking up is a little like Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recreation, and a lot like Angelo from Top Chef) and he's always hanging out being clueless and doofy. One night I'm in
tropiavera's room with her (sure) and looking out the window at the giant, giant moon ("[PHOTOBOMB]") and - Doofy Angelo is out there! We both start laughing uncontrollably as he is silly outside, and then suddenly he's INSIDE and is like, I bet I can always make you laugh. We take that bet and proceed to be completely unmoved by his further silly antics. He doesn't mind, though, and confesses to us his secret -- he's a Time Lord! But he's out of his timestream and very unclear on when/where/what he's supposed to be. He claims to have forgotten, having been made to forget, while I suspect he's supposed to be the Twelfth Doctor, but since Eleven is on active duty still he's like a runaway child into a past where he is not needed, who doesn't want to face his responsibility with regards to time and Doctor duty.There's an interlude with me and my sister fighting about some class she wants me to take in four years' time, and then back to the plot. I'm watching Black Swan on TV and realizing it's partially responsible for a series of nightmares I've been having (which I believe I really have been having IRL, although it's hard to be sure about that because sometimes my dreams are not so much stories as long-term false memories that cover a long period of time) (but I really have been having these dreams, I think -- only they weren't inspired by Black Swan, they're from Dexter season 4 as they all revolve around staking out the Trinity Killer in the foundations of an unfinished house that he's working on). Dream Black Swan, though, is somewhat different from Real Black Swan, with Natalie Portman's character more self-aware and actively trying to right the course of disaster she's on. Also Ron Swanson is in it, naturally.
ANYWAY. Black Swan's on TV and my sister is there and so is
baggers. We're worried about Doofy Angelo as a rogue Time Lord, and then Ashleigh puts it together. She writes it down for me in pink bold letters like some kind of Barbie math problem: [DOOFY ANGELO] IS SELLING IT. Oh my god! He's a Time Lord prostitute! And is that all?! Worried, I call him on the phone. He answers, but he's with two girls -- I can hear them giggling and gasping. I ask him a few simple questions and he's very giggly himself, asking me questions about my phone that I answer confusedly (cue "wtf?" face from Ash). The climax of Black Swan is onscreen as he keeps going quiet and muffled on the phone, intermittent with suspect sexy noises. He asks me, "Do you like A.I.?" I respond, "Does the Pope like Catholicism? I'm a nerd, of course I do!" He goes quiet and the girl noises do too in a strangled fashion. Then I realize too late the real place Dexter had in all this -- the season four thing was a red herring; Doofy Angelo isn't my friend helping me stake out Trinity, he's like the Ice Truck Killer, targeting robohookers!!We close on a still headshot of Doofy Angelo smiling creepily, as I realize too late everything that has gone wrong.